metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

passific-rim-job:

i’d be the worst PR-manager ever
my client would be like “there are rumours going around that i’m a gay satanist” and i’d be like “hahaha awesome”

this would actually legit be you, mega—gengar

radical-beta:

when someone you don’t like loves the same song as you

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oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

frosted:

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

 

bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP
brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

mega—gengar:

mega—gengar:

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i call this look the “Anyone I wanna get within 1 foot of is 200+ miles away so why bother shaving”

I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together, in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.

-John Green, Looking for Alaska